BLOGGIN ERRY DAY

ben brooks did a blog post where he said he's gonna blog often or something so i am going to try and do that

i have been selling insurance over the phone for 3 weeks now, i have sold over 30 insurance policies. yesterday they moved me from training to a 'team'. now if i make a mistake i think i will get in trouble

i forgot my ipod today and on the bus to work i kept thinking 'the wheels on the bus go round and round' over and over and it felt very existential or something

there was a man sat in front of me who looked ~40 and over weight and he was sat with his daughter who was cute and ~8 and very small and wore a pink rain coat. i could see her dad's face in the window and he looked like he knew he daughter's life would be fucked

there is this girl at work who looks like the kind of girl who would be in an advert for vaginal cream because she's very white and blonde and pretty and looks clean and/or angel like

for some reason i can only imagine angels being white blonde girls, like the idea of a korean angel seems funny to me

at work today i made six sales and that was good i think because the supervisors kept high-fiving me and i was enjoying it for a while, then i started to feel like it was bad how much the praise was affecting my self esteem and then it kind of felt like they were being sarcastic after a while.

someone i phoned told me he was going to report me to [somewhere] and that the company would get shut down

~98% of the ppl on the phone are nice though, one lady i phoned told me she was 90 and that she didn't want to take out a policy because she 'wouldn't be around for much longer' and i said 'oh don't say that duck' and we both laughed and it was nice

when i got on the bus home the bus didn't move for a while because a guy had to fix a light at the front and was under the bus and the bus driver said 'there's a pair of feet under the bus so we can't move for health and safety reasons' and then he asked us if we wanted to play i spy

after the guy finished fixing the light he walked past the bus and was wearing a yellow jump suit and his hair and body was covered in black greasy stuff and i thought 'that guy looks good'